If you plan a trip to the museum, you will want to take your camera.
Taking your camera will remind you to make your children look presentable.
While making your children look presentable, you will remember that your son has a rat tail.
You grab the scissors to cut the off rat tail.
Seeing the scissors will terrify your son and he will run away, right into the corner of a wall.
Running into a corner will cause a contusion on his forehead.
The contusion on his forehead will result in you arriving at the museum 2 hours after you had planned.
The late start to the museum will lead to very hungry children.
To keep the children quiet on the car ride home, you pacify them with a cookie.
Your son will proceed to get the cookie all over his face and hair.
You will now need to bathe him.
Chances are, when you are bathing your son, you will be reminded that your child still has a rat tail.
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