Life is so unfair!

Today, Hailey was her happy little self when I picked her up until we were about a mile from school. She became quiet, which for anyone who knows that child knows that isn't normal. When I asked her what was up, she gave me this look like she was really thinking about something. After a minute she went on to tell me a story about how she spilled something at school, so she went to grab a sponge because the sponge would do a better job cleaning than a rag, and Suzie Sillypants was talking about this that and everything else, and how she loved Suzie Sillypants' socks and there was something shiny in the corner and how she heard a weird sound coming from the bathroom and since the door was open she walked right in only to see a little boy's butt and his pee going into the toilet. I am not sure how she did it, but I think she told me the whole story without ever pausing for a breath. So now, we are walking into the Commissary and Hailey is talking about butt cheeks and standing up to pee. By the time we hit the produce section, Hailey is in tears because she has to sit to pee; at one point she was wailing "Life is so unfair! Why do I have to sit down to pee?" It is a good thing that I dressed nicely to go to the store today, I would hate for people to think we were trashy.